bronzedpearlsx:

There has NEVER been anything more true than this.

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qoax:

dichotomized:

A farmer in China has spared the life of a two-legged lamb after being inspired by its struggle to survive. Vets have told the farmer that the birth defect could be genetic or the result of chemical pollution. “He doesn’t mind,” Cui added. “He has such a friendly personality and I don’t think he even realises he’s disabled.”


omg

qoax:

dichotomized:

A farmer in China has spared the life of a two-legged lamb after being inspired by its struggle to survive. Vets have told the farmer that the birth defect could be genetic or the result of chemical pollution. “He doesn’t mind,” Cui added. “He has such a friendly personality and I don’t think he even realises he’s disabled.”

omg

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Anonymous asked: Whoa, you've got a boyfriend now? Congrats, man!! :D

Yeah, thanks ha. We’ve been seeing each other for about a month now

Last night Shane took me to my favorite restaurant then asked me to be his boyfriend! He’s just so great.

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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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Super awesome things to do on a date:

1. me

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Anonymous asked: Are you a male porn blog?

No…?

nayx:

this is like one of those tumblr text posts that never happened except this happened

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