Anonymous asked: Whoa, you've got a boyfriend now? Congrats, man!! :D
Yeah, thanks ha. We’ve been seeing each other for about a month now
Last night Shane took me to my favorite restaurant then asked me to be his boyfriend! He’s just so great.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
Anonymous asked: Are you a male porn blog?